February 2012
24 posts
eating a brownie
that i put in my pocket on sunday
i am not proud of who i am
this recipe →
wow you know me really well
wearesistersandfriends:
seems like something you’d just lose your shit about.
last night: “the night we chased our shots with feta brine”
it was like eating a deep fried gravy patty.
budweiser is using "runaway"
I wish I was there! I want to house sit with youuu. I want so much tv.
Have you seen the “there are always good times being had” Budweiser ad? It chronicles sixty years of American history and makes me really happy.
wearesistersandfriends:
to market a special “platinum” beer. i am cracking up here.
also, housesitting at the beach house and watching SO MUCH TV. cupcake wars!...
so
God I know!! I met with the lady from his insurance company (cut to me, super impressed that he even contacted them and gave them my number?) and we talked for a while and I was like, “yeah, nothing really happened, I incurred no costs… so no big?” and she was like, “I’m prepared to give you $2000.”
GOOD PEOPLE, MAN
i think i’ll buy a better bike seat....
so
i got these stitches right? i got hit by that car door whatever?
the driver contacted his insurance, gave them my number, they got in touch with me…
and gave me $2000.
!??!!!!!!
craigslist
craigslist!
risotto:
butternut squash, kale, and pearl onions
gross?
i CAN NOT WAIT
oh my GOD yes
wearesistersandfriends:
to have my children look at my high school yearbook and be like “WHAAAAAT”. it is so gorgeously cheesy. my photo is so bad. like, my hair is blow-dried and i’m looking over my shoulder. YES.
oh man
today was exhausting.
I totally rewrote that application letter by the way. Thank you so much for your help. It was really quite off base, huh? I did it in CRUNCH TIME, in the two hours between work and class (in which I also wrote a two-page response about lady abuse and compiled and printed all my application stuff, packaged it, and sent it off [the Golgi-ing of internship applications, if...
A Great Success of Single Eating
roast chicken, cornbread, and corn of the cob-less variety.
a well-rounded and coordinated meal! i’m patting myself on the back.
(p.s. I could roast a chicken every week this shit is AWESOME)
I got accepted into my major! Stress about grades: over forever! (kind of)
Which is GOOD because I got a 76/100 on my LS2 midterm. Do you know how the curving of grades works? The median was 70, so I scored above that, but in the general clump of “middle.” Is that clump the C’s or the B’s?
In other news, jiffy cornbread tonight!
sometimes i think the internet just makes this... →
i got a brain boner just from the phrase alone. RACISM!
wearesistersandfriends:
oh you know no big deal just MAINTAINING THE MISSION OF DR KING WHATEVS.
garble:
to punk me.
like, seriously?
tomorrow for dinner
Dude it was so good! I forgot to break some bones though I think. Are you supposed to break the leg bones? We had Serving Difficulties. Other than that, it was so cool and fun! It was really weird holding that little baby-like flesh body though. Especially the drying out its insides. But i was pleased with the result! Dinner was a success! (THANKS TO YOUR GUIDE YOU ROCK HI)
...
internship applying
GOING GREAT!!
(I have had TWO positive replies and offers to set up meetings! Who knew people were so nice?)
sometimes i think the internet just makes this... →
to punk me.
like, seriously?
god i need a printer
tomorrow for dinner
roast chicken and asparagus!
(is it cool that i’m excited about dinner evenings in advance?)
mass texting the internet
i’m doing it.
(writing professors about educational research internships this summer. wahoodles)
whoops
jay z is dead, you are the king
wearesistersandfriends:
OBVI. also today i was in the student lounge after hours and no one else was there and i…kind of ate some tortilla chips out of a bag that was in the garbage can. i mean, it was on top of all the garbage! and i had just seen it deposited in the lounge that afternoon! and they were still in the bag! but still: garbage chips what is wrong...
whoops
AHAHAHA
did you eat it?
wearesistersandfriends:
just accidentally put curry powder in my oatmeal.
what →
i'm eating fried rice
it’s gooey and warm and greasy.
just thought i’d let you know.
January 2012
33 posts
this could have been us →
oh god our genes are so embarrassing
wearesistersandfriends:
“I couldn’t give a damn though, I’ve near enough got my a**e out tonight.”
olivia's bat mitzvah photos
AHAHHAHAHAHAHA
A PICTURE IS WORTH 1000 WORDS
specifically:
I feel like this one encapsulates everything that needs to be said/remembered.
wearesistersandfriends:
by and large some of the most questionable photos ever taken of our family. my god.
some enjoyable stuff here →
by the same artist:
wearesistersandfriends:
also, i think my personal style needs to include more shawl-collar sweaters.
pot rack!
i made it!
i love the hairpin →
ahahahahahahahahhaha
yes!!
wearesistersandfriends:
how do they find all of these ladies who live my life but with more drinking?
we are sisters (and friends!): oh dude i forgot to... →
YOU ARE AWESOME!!!!!
about fucking time he show you that he LIKES you!
i hope your feet sounded really important when you walked and they felt great. What did you wear them with?
wearesistersandfriends:
i wore the boots. on a date! with that boy that i couldn’t tell if he liked me or not! i credit them with a) giving me the courage to just straight-up ask him “ARE YOU ENJOYING YOURSELF OR...
An infographic of impressive accuracy
meringues
am i right?
i want to eat this →
this →
WAS SO GOOD
(and so hilarious)
one sign inside read:
“TUESDAY SPECIAL
CUBAN CUBANOS
MADE BY REAL CUBANS
FROM CUBA”
ahahahhahahaha
today i called 911 twice!
before 10 AM!!
(I’m a hero?)
(la is just crazy.)
started watching my anthro lecture
it is the funeral song for my academic success.
WHATEVER
wearesistersandfriends:
um i am not sure if i understand the irony. ellen you have ascended to some next-level social science humor.
garble:
ended watching videos of different artists singing Sweet Low, Swing Chariot
the irony is not lost on me
what do i do with really shitty raisin bran?
or THIS!
(heads up: kraftfoods.com has competition)
wearesistersandfriends:
the homosexual bloc recommends: muffins. marshmallow krispie-type treats was briefly considered and then dropped.
garble:
this raisin bran is shit.
what do i do with really shitty raisin bran?
this raisin bran is shit.
started watching my anthro lecture
ended watching videos of different artists singing Sweet Low, Swing Chariot
the irony is not lost on me
a real question from my anthro homework (or, why i...
On insect camouflage:
“The late paleontologist Stephen Jay Gould argued that although selection could perfect mimicry once it evolve, it could not cause resemblance to arise in the first place. ’Can there be any edge,’ Gould asked, ‘to looking 5% like a turd?’ Can you think of a reason why looking 5% like a turd would be better than not looking at all like a...
TRUTH →
god what is that? it’s like a chronic illness that morphs dudes from cool to poop dirt.
me: “i thought you were cool.. until i realized that thing about you”
him: “MAN AM I HUNG OVER”
wearesistersandfriends:
this drives me nuts.
can we discuss
…
i love both of these songs
wearesistersandfriends:
how this sounds exactly like this?
COME ON HIPSTERS
CAN WE TALK ABOUT MOM
OMG OMG OMG
will you please
make http://smittenkitchen.com/2012/01/apple-sharlotka/ for me? and just let me know how it is? until i acquire a springform pan, i’m stuck living in apple cake fantasies.